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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

BBQs, Divorce Lawyers, and West Nile

The warmer weather has meant BBQs at the Hawk residence. Often. I'm a grill man. I've grilled it all. Fish (which I do not like) corn, steaks, pork, burgers, to start, but also, Cornish hens, quail, veggies of all kinds, even chocolate cake.

Warm weather also means the onslaught of West Nile mosquitoes. So far, so good, but I must say, I am concerned.

The News
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate - Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Speaking of deadly blood-suckers -- The raunchy billboard was taken down. That's the one with the mid-sections of a hot woman and hot guy, with the slogan "Life's short. Get a divorce." As it seems, the divorce lawyers are scraping the bottom of their morals for this one, looking to appeal to the lowest core of society.

What do you expect from a divorce lawyer? We aren't talking Dr. Dobson and Focus on the Family fans here. We're talking about people who make their bread by cutting up marriages, then taking a portion of the spoils. Does anyone ever enter a divorce lawyer's office with hope?

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