Executive Speech Writing: Corporate, Celebrity, Fundraisers

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Blago's Bad Day

They sentenced him to 14 years. Now, to work on real crime.

Funny: http://senateseatsforsale.blogspot.com

Friday, December 2, 2011

Rant Rant Rant

What's in a rant? I can't tell you. All I know is there are more ranters than solvers.

I am tired of do-good sign holders telling me how awful the world is. Fix it. You have carried your sign, now go fix it. Or shut up.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Oprah, JR, M.A.S.H., Superbowl - So What?

Oprah's TV show is ending. JR was shot. The Korean War ended and Hawkeye went home. The Superbowl will come again in 2012.

Big deal. I still see a homeless guy walking by my corner in these windy, cold May days in Chicago.

Some silliness revealed. Oprah's Last Show: Rumors We Will Not Hear

Friday, May 13, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

NY Firemen Learn Osama bin Laden is Dead Picture

That's the famous picture from the New York Times. A bunch of guys cheering that the USA killed a man in Pakistan. There's Stassi in the middke doing a mix of Richard Nixon and Fonzie, with Wilson, McLeod, Pelosi, Hickey and some other guys trying to figure out what this means.

Nobody knows what it means, and lemme tell you I don't know either.

I do know Osama bin Laden was a rich brat who used a bunch of kids and dopey lackeys to kill Americans. He was loaded with western money living in the Middle East, blaming America for whatever his therapist told him. Who knows?

Now by this time, his death is symbollic. Barack Obama gets to finish what George W. Bush started and this kind of puts them on the same playing field. Nobody is saying these two men agree on much, but they do agree that terrorism from Islam's extreme side is bad and needs to be taken down. I don't know what the right thing to do is, but this could be a big thing, or just another dead Islamic leader.

Meanwhile in my fair city, Mayor-elect and famous potty-mouth Rahm Emanuel has got himself a new top cop. Newark Police Chief Garry McCarthy will replace Police Supt. Jody Weis. Weis did pretty good. Let's see how it goes.

Read some thoughts on bin Laden's death, including a funny story about Area 51.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen in Chicago

Charlie Sheen - Duh Losing Die Cut Vinyl Decal Sticker 6" WhiteI didn't go see Charlie Sheen. That's something people with money do. No sirree. I got better things to do with my time and my money than to watch some whiny rich boy howl around about why he hired whores.

Why, you ask? Because he was rich and ran out of things to spend his money on. I bet ol' Charlie would waste his money on a hooker before he bothered to throw it away at some two-bit Hollywood prima donna's cheap excuse of a show.

But that's Charlie Sheen for you and, that's all you chumps forking out $80 for his whore fund.
That brings me to another point. Yeah, we've got unemployment. Chicago is turning into another political and financial cesspool like Detroit. I get it. And you aren't buying my stinking newspapers either. So quit griping about the economy.
If you have $80 in hooker money (you know Charlie loves 'em) or cocaine money (I hope not), then you got more money than you need. So shut up.

Yeah, I'm angry.

Go ahead and laugh it him, but don't waste you hard earned cash. Buy a newspaper instead (get the Tribune daily n Kindle for $9.99) Chicago Tribune
Five Ways to Fix Charlie Sheen's Live Tour (stupid tips)
Songify This: Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen (funny video)

Monday, March 21, 2011

Hookups in the 10s

This University of Chicago website shows us what evolution has come to.


Plain and simple: students who don't mind having sex with other students they don't know hook up here.

Previously, this was a CraigsList.org kind of thing.

Or hookers on some tawdry corner.

Or a bar floosy and disease riddled man swapping fluids.

Or a frat party (or a sorority party).

I wonder if Planned Parenthood is co-owner, or provides "see you soon" coupons.

An article in the Chicago Tribune here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/ct-talk-huppke-hookup-20110321,0,7363178.story

Time for baseball season, don't you think?

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Real St. Patrick and a Green River

Apparently green rivers weren't what the Real St. Patrick in Ireland had in mind. It seems he was more sober than the cartoon Americans have made him into.

'Get Happy' - House musical performed by Hugh Laurie and Lisa Edelstein [HD]Rahm Emanuel is now Mayor Emanuel, the guy who pulled a Sarah Palin in Washington DC and left his job to chase another one (which is really the same as President Obama, who left Illinois a mess to chase the White House). Chicagoans had to choose whose rear-end they would kiss. With only screw-ups like Carol Mosely Braun on the ballot, the schmucks had no choice.

The new rage is the old rage, and that's the baby laughing while tearing paper video. Expect to get a good laugh in yourself.

The Chicago Code TV show. What do you think? Lots of cliches in there. Teresa Colvin (Jennifer Beals) reminds me as a clone of the Dr. Lisa Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein - see the free download: 'Get Happy' - House musical performed by Hugh Laurie and Lisa Edelstein [HD]) character on House. The trouble I have is I don't believe detective Jarek Wysocki (Jason Clarke) would be palsy-walsy with Colvin, or that Colvin would be in the streets so much. The writing does not impress me. I give it one season.

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