Diary of a Newspaper Hawk

They sentenced him to 14 years. Now, to work on real crime. Funny: http://senateseatsforsale.blogspot.com

Oprah's TV show is ending. JR was shot. The Korean War ended and Hawkeye went home. The Superbowl will come again in 2012. Big deal. I still see a homeless guy walking by my corner in these windy, cold May days in Chicago. Some silliness revealed. Oprah's Last Show: Rumors We Will Not Hear

I didn't go see Charlie Sheen. That's something people with money do. No sirree. I got better things to do with my time and my money than to watch some whiny rich boy howl around about why he hired whores. Why, you ask? Because he was rich and ran out of things to spend his money on. I bet ol' Charlie would waste his money on a hooker before he bothered to throw it away at some two-bit Hollywood prima donna's cheap excuse of a show. But that's Charlie Sheen for you and, that's all you chumps forking out $80 for his whore fund. That brings me to another point. Yeah, we've got unemployment. Chicago is turning into another political and financial cesspool like Detroit. I get it. And you aren't buying my stinking newspapers either. So quit griping about the economy. If you have $80 in hooker money (you know Charlie loves 'em) or cocaine money (I hope not), then you got more money than you need. So shut up. Yeah, I'm angry. Go ahead and laug...

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