I didn't go see Charlie Sheen. That's something people with money do. No sirree. I got better things to do with my time and my money than to watch some whiny rich boy howl around about why he hired whores.
Why, you ask? Because he was rich and ran out of things to spend his money on. I bet ol' Charlie would waste his money on a hooker before he bothered to throw it away at some two-bit Hollywood prima donna's cheap excuse of a show.
But that's Charlie Sheen for you and, that's all you chumps forking out $80 for his whore fund.
That brings me to another point. Yeah, we've got unemployment. Chicago is turning into another political and financial cesspool like Detroit. I get it. And you aren't buying my stinking newspapers either. So quit griping about the economy.
If you have $80 in hooker money (you know Charlie loves 'em) or cocaine money (I hope not), then you got more money than you need. So shut up.
Yeah, I'm angry.
Go ahead and laugh it him, but don't waste you hard earned cash. Buy a newspaper instead (get the Tribune daily n Kindle for $9.99) Chicago Tribune
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